Contact

You can get in touch with me using the form below.

But before you do, bear in mind the following:

1. I don’t give out free consulting or advice. I am very expensive and if you want me to answer your question, you will have to pay for it.
2.  I genuinely do not care or have any interest in your opinions. If you’re writing to complain about something I’ve said in one of my emails because you’re offended or upset, save your time and energy and don’t bother.
3. If you send me threats, veiled or otherwise, I’ll name you and publish your email address, too, so everyone knows who you are.
4. I’m not taking on clients, so don’t waste your time asking.

So now that you are clear, are you sure this is what you want to do?

Very well, here’s where you can find me: